A monkey dressed in a jersey perched on a man's head, held on a leash by another person at night in a crowded public space.

My name is Justin and I swear this site isn’t a vanity project for myself.

Literally just gonna be periodically updating this to protect my SEO and augment my professional site with a backlink. That’s why you’re reading this at my behest.

I was a former jazz musician, amateur writer, and video editor. I’m super autistic about music, movies/tv, and aesthetics. I’d like to think I’m pretty good at photography for someone who can only shoot on auto. Used to be a Varsity Fencer.

Born and raised on Long Island, accent comes out when I’m mad, son of Korean immigrants. Survived Stuyvesant High School with honors in History, Jazz, and Depression. Barely passed NYU, yes I went to the school that everyone makes fun of and made my own degree.